Friday, April 18, 2008
Good Night, Neo
Me: Would it be an imposition if I lay in my bed too?
Neo: Don’t even think of moving me…Hey, what are you doing—that’s my spot! Saaaaay, is that pudding??
Me: I’m not sharing my pudding with you…for all I know, you were recently performing a hygiene ritual.
Neo: Hmmm…you’re up here, so you’re not downstairs…think I’ll head down and climb on a few counter tops searching for pudding.
Me: Good luck with that. The pizza’s been put away too. Feel free to drink from the toilet though, we unclogged it this morning.